I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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