My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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