so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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