Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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