since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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