question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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