I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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