you have to choose: penises or morals?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I would ride that face into the sunset
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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