I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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