what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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