I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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