yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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