Whatcha textin bout Willis?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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