the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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