your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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