garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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