it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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