if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I love you. Go after that dick
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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