Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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