I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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