He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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