Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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