When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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