Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I need a hoe opinion
go on
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
