is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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