East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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