Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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