youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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