rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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