Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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