I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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