Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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