I hope mine doesn't look like that
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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