I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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