nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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