Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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