I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
As shirtless as possible
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
