As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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