Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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