I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
my mouth tastes like poor choices
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my being single is dangerous.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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