My pussy is not your playground.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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