I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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