I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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