Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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