so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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