The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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