Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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