I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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