i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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