Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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